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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<ul class="gReader-list"><li class="gReader-item gReader-item-1"><a href="http://io9.com/5606754/the-science-fiction-explanation-of-why-gay-people-must-be-allowed-to-marry" title="link to post" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" class="gReader-title">The science fiction explanation of why gay people must be allowed to marry [Philosophy]</a><div class="gReader-date"><span class="preface">Published: </span>August 6, 2010</div><div class="gReader-source"><span class="preface">Source: </span><a href="http://io9.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" title="source blog">io9</a></div><div class="gReader-desc"><p><a rel="lytebox" href="http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2010/08/george_takei_chicago_gay___lesbian_pride_2006.jpg"><img src="http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2010/08/500x_george_takei_chicago_gay___lesbian_pride_2006.jpg" width="500" alt="The science fiction explanation of why gay people must be allowed to marry"></a>In many of the science fictional futures that we know and love, racism, sexism, and homophobia are often scrubbed out of existence. Here's why science fiction is in favor of allowing people to marry whoever they want.</p>
<p><em>Caprica/BSG, Star Trek, Torchwood</em>, <em>Mass Effect,</em> even less thoughtful fare like <em>Starship Troopers,</em> depict residents of the future who are less interested in the permutations of human identity and more interested in the qualities of a person's mind and spirit. Even <em>Futurama's</em> "Proposition Infinity," concerning the fake-contentious "robosexual marriage" controversy, spoofs this tendency.</p>
<p>Yesterday, US District Court Judge Vaughn Walker helped us move the rights needle a little further toward that future. In a heavily disputed decision, Walker <a href="http://www.scribd.com/doc/35374462/Prop-8-Ruling-FINAL">overturned</a> the barbarous Proposition 8 on the grounds it was unconstitutional under California law. His ruling was unequivocal and <a href="http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2010/08/the-facts.html">exhaustive</a>: same-sex marriage is and should be equal to opposite-sex marriage. No doubt the case will move to the Supreme Court, where Obama and Congress' collective feet-dragging on <a href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&amp;source=web&amp;cd=1&amp;ved=0CBkQFjAA&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FDefense_of_Marriage_Act&amp;ei=-CFaTMbgJMP88Ab988WrCw&amp;usg=AFQjCNHYFjIntg0FojCLF5DPmhN4FIi1nw&amp;sig2=nt2qj1ssDaupCUNgZGOzYA">DOMA</a> and <a href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&amp;source=web&amp;cd=1&amp;ved=0CBoQFjAA&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FDon%2527t_ask%2C_don%2527t_tell&amp;ei=ByJaTO70NIG88gahnZH5AQ&amp;usg=AFQjCNEhHnjSQ5CEXN7P210N7ZnLWPDG1A&amp;sig2=zhO7U2KHC29DqZzCNGRK3Q">DADT</a> will finally be confronted. Until then, same-sex marriage is forbidden in most states in the USA and, regardless of the Supreme Court decision, will remain so in most countries in the world.</p>
<p>What is astounding is that for all the value we place in "human rights," we are very good at not giving rights to humans. As I mentioned in my "<a href="http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/sciencenotfiction/2010/07/19/yes-we-should-clone-neanderthals/">Yes, We Should Clone Neanderthals</a>" post, we regularly restrict human rights in those who are mentally un- or under-developed. Many who argued for the rights of Neanderthals based their arguments on the fact that the Neanderthal is "mostly human" or has very similar DNA and biology to a human being. While I agree the Neanderthal clone should have the same rights as a human being, I agree for a reason entirely other than biology. Rights have nothing to do with being human.</p>
<p>Our species' history is and remains one largely built around the ever extending circle of those who have "rights" and what "rights" they have. Pick any great expansion in the rights of humanity, from the advent of democracy to the Nineteenth Amendment to yesterday's decision, and I doubt you will find DNA at the philosophical core of the change. So what is it? When we, the human civilization, recognize the rights of those who have been oppressed or ignored, what is it we are recognizing? Their humanity! you may answer. But what does that mean? Surely a baby and a corpse are as human as an adult <em>Homo sapiens</em> is, but only the adult can vote. Why?</p>
<p>In a word: personhood.</p>
<p>This realization gets to a central tenet of the philosophy of transhumanism: that rights are not derived from being human but from being a <em>person</em>. Consider the shows listed above, particularly <em>Mass Effect</em> and <em>Star Trek</em>, and ask if Worf or Liara or <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYp2dx652ho">Data</a> have "human rights." Of course they don't. But they do have rights. The rights are derived from their being sentient, sapient beings capable of autonomous, reflexive, symbolic, ethical, and willful thought. That is, they are persons - and persons have rights.</p>
<p>The brilliance of personhood as a foundation for rights is that it exists independent of biology, even of physical substrate. You already know about personhood because you've seen it in your favorite movies. <em>The Iron Giant, District 9, Blade Runner, A.L.F., E.T., Monsters Inc.</em> and <em>Ratatouille</em> are about personhood. The eponymous hero of <em>The Iron Giant</em> demonstrates his personhood by willfully not being a gun and saving the day; Remy does so less on a smaller scale but no less movingly in <em>Ratatouille</em> by cooking a gourmet meal that triggers a Proustian flashback in Paris' toughest food critic. Personhood is what you discover when you stop trying to figure out what makes humans human and instead try to understand how we recognize another sentient mind. A mind imbued with rights.</p>
<p>Personhood is, as simply as I can put it, the degree to which an entity exhibits a combination of aspects of the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mind">mind</a> and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consciousness">consciousness</a>, such as <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sentience">sentience</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creativity">creativity</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelligence">intelligence</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sapience">sapience</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-awareness">self-awareness</a>, and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intentionality">intentionality</a>. One great way to look at the question comes from Steven Wise's <em><a href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&amp;source=web&amp;cd=1&amp;ved=0CBsQFjAA&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2FDrawing-Line-Science-Animal-Rights%2Fdp%2F0738203408&amp;ei=HyNaTMWtIoP78Aby0o2bCw&amp;usg=AFQjCNFb0zPfwZNR0RidUNFu_wKGvbCKeA&amp;sig2=VwLhwleqhT58L48INL3uYw">Drawing the Line: Science and the Case for Animal Rights</a>,</em> in which he argues that would-be persons can be ranked from "stimulus-response machines" at 0.0 up through fully functioning, rational adult humans at 1.0. The critical note here is that humans themselves can be placed on the scale, with a blastocyst ranking at 0.0 and 5-year-old somewhere in the range of 0.8. An example of a creature that may benefit from this personhood scale would be the former student of Irene Pepperberg, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6KvPN_Wt8I">Alex</a>, an especially bright grey parrot, who would fall above the 0.7 intelligence threshold for "limited personhood."</p>
<p>If an artificial intelligence system or "uplifted" animal (e.g., <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8FWzLMobx0">Dug</a> from <em>Up!</em>) were capable of achieving the same level of reason and mature reflection as an adult human, then it would be granted the same rights as an adult human. If you were to chart degrees of personhood against degrees of rights, it might look like this example taken from James Hughes' <em>Citizen Cyborg:</em></p>
<p><img src="http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2010/08/340x_personhood.jpg" width="340" alt="The science fiction explanation of why gay people must be allowed to marry"><br></p>
<p>The reason all of this matters is that human beings have never been granted rights because they are merely human. Rights come from a demonstration not of DNA or taxonomy, but of mental and moral ability. The reason Judge Walker's decision is not only correct now, but will be vindicated by history, is that it recognizes the right of two consenting <em>persons</em> to marry. If we did bring a Neanderthal back, his or her rights would be founded not in the similarity to human DNA but in the rational and moral mind, the personhood, that the clone would have.</p>
<p>The battle for the right of same-sex couples to be married is, in the extremely long view, a fight for recognition as persons. Whether aliens, robots, uplifted animals, or cloned Neanderthals will be the first non-humans to demand rights, I don't know; however, I do know that it is not a matter of if, but when. I just hope by then we have moved beyond mere human rights.</p>
<p><em>George Takei image via</em> <em><a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c3/George_Takei_Chicago_Gay_%26_Lesbian_Pride_2006.jpg">Wikipedia</a></em></p>
<p>This post <a href="http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/sciencenotfiction/author/kmunkittrick/">by Kyle Munkittrick</a> originally <a href="http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/sciencenotfiction/2010/08/05/sci-fis-explanation-of-why-gay-people-must-be-allowed-to-marry/">appeared at Discover's Science Not Fiction blog.</a></p><div>
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This is a little cartoon by Sean Bieri proving that some <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/07/wait_is_it_halloween_already_c.php">zombies</a> are about more than just <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/07/brains_theyre_whats_for_dinner.php">eating brains</a> -- <em>some actually use theirs</em>.  Except for that poor schmuck on the end.  That's like a <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/06/oh_you_think_youre_sooo_tough.php">zombie</a> GW.  Except zombie GW would probably be snacking on a turd <em>thinking </em>it was brains.  Mmmm, braaaaiiins!! "Zombie GW, that's a turd."  Oh yeah?  Then why'd it come on a silver platter, hmm?  Riddle me that!  "It's called a bedpan, now go wash your mouth out with lye." 

<a href="http://www.tor.com/images/phocagallery/art/Sean_Bieri/bieri3.jpg">Cartoon</a>

Thanks to Uncle Stalin, who taught me everything I know about standing in a bread line.</div></li><li class="gReader-item gReader-item-5"><a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/VeryDemotivational/~3/AspuT5sgzKc/" title="link to post" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" class="gReader-title">MY CAT</a><div class="gReader-date"><span class="preface">Published: </span>August 5, 2010</div><div class="gReader-source"><span class="preface">Source: </span><a href="http://verydemotivational.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" title="source blog">Very Demotivational - The Demotivational Posters Blog</a></div><div class="gReader-desc"><p><img src="http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/demotivational-posters-my-cat.jpg" alt="demotivational posters - MY CAT" title="demotivational posters - MY CAT"></p>

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<p><img title="nytbanner1" height="25" alt="" src="http://www.regrettheerror.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/nytbanner1-150x25.gif" width="150"><em>The Books of The Times review on June 25, about “Denial: A Memoir of Terror” by Jessica Stern, included a quotation from an essay by Joyce Carol Oates in The New York Times Book Review in 1981 on responses to violence in her writing that misstated the final word in a German expression about what some view as the proper concerns for women. The expression, sometimes rendered in slightly different forms, is “Kirche, Kinder, Küche” — “church, children, kitchen” — not “Kuchen,” which means cake.</em> <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/25/books/25book.html">Link</a></p>
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<div><a title="Click here to read The Triceratops Never Existed, It Was Actually a Young Version Of Another Dinosaur" href="http://gizmodo.com/5601514/the-triceratops-never-existed-it-was-actually-a-young-version-of-another-dinosaur"><img title="Click here to read The Triceratops Never Existed, It Was Actually a Young Version Of Another Dinosaur" style="border-right:#b3b3b3 1px solid;border-top:#b3b3b3 0px;border-left:#b3b3b3 1px solid;border-bottom:#b3b3b3 1px solid" height="120" alt="Click here to read The Triceratops Never Existed, It Was Actually a Young Version Of Another Dinosaur" src="http://cache-03.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/07/160x120_largetriceratops9rl-w500.jpg" width="160"> </a></div></div>Scientists are saying that the Triceratops dinosaur—you know, the three horned one—was actually a juvenile form of a Torosaurus, the three horned dinosaur you don't know. Apparently, dinosaurs' skulls can shape-shift. <a title="Click here to read more about The Triceratops Never Existed, It Was Actually a Young Version Of Another Dinosaur [Dinosaur]" href="http://gizmodo.com/5601514/the-triceratops-never-existed-it-was-actually-a-young-version-of-another-dinosaur">More »</a> <br style="clear:both"><br style="clear:both"><br style="clear:both"><a href="http://ads.pheedo.com/click.phdo?s=69022bba79a9fece786d6cd311f4fe79&amp;p=1"><img style="border-top-width:0px;border-left-width:0px;border-bottom-width:0px;border-right-width:0px" alt="" src="http://ads.pheedo.com/img.phdo?s=69022bba79a9fece786d6cd311f4fe79&amp;p=1" border="0"></a> <img height="0" alt="" src="http://segment-pixel.invitemedia.com/pixel?code=TechCons&amp;partnerID=167&amp;key=segment" width="0" border="0"><img height="0" alt="" src="http://pixel.quantserve.com/pixel/p-8bUhLiluj0fAw.gif?labels=pub.28252.rss.TechCons.5726,cat.TechCons.rss" width="0" border="0">
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Today, I was buying tampons, but they wouldn't scan. Much to my horror, the clerk yelled through the store "TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE, TILL 3". On top of that, someone heard it wrong, and thinking it was thumbtacks, responded "WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN, OR BEAT IN WITH A HAMMER?" FML<img height="1" src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/fmylife/~4/_iF5jRCume0" width="1">
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<p style="text-align:left">I very much hope the groom was standing across the way doing the same thing with the same expression. “Fly away, <a href="http://wedinator.com/2010/04/07/funny-wedding-photos-already-chained-down-to-this-ladder/">freedom</a>. I no longer bask in your glory for I am IN LOVE!”</p>
<p style="text-align:left">Actually, come to think of it, <em>was </em>this an album cover in the 70s? I think it was. And what’s up with her skirt in the back? Are the doves holding it up? This picture is quite magical.</p>
<p style="text-align:left">Related: <a href="http://wedinator.com/2010/04/21/funny-wedding-photos-to-have-and-to-hold/">Say Cheese!</a></p>
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</div></li><li class="gReader-item gReader-item-10"><a href="http://mediamemo.allthingsd.com/20100802/facebook-farmville-now-wasting-a-third-of-your-web-time/?mod=ATD_rss" title="link to post" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" class="gReader-title">Facebook, Farmville Now Wasting a Third of Your Web Time [MediaMemo]</a><div class="gReader-date"><span class="preface">Published: </span>August 2, 2010</div><div class="gReader-source"><span class="preface">Source: </span><a href="http://allthingsd.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" title="source blog">All Things Digital</a></div><div class="gReader-notes"><span class="preface">My Note:  </span>"Other". That's charitable.</div><div class="gReader-desc">
<p><a href="http://mediamemo.allthingsd.com/files/2010/06/farmville-sheep1.png"><img title="farmville sheep" height="219" alt="" src="http://mediamemo.allthingsd.com/files/2010/06/farmville-sheep1-273x300.png" width="200"></a>Perhaps you think you’re doing something useful when you boot up your PC and head online. Odds are, there’s a one-in-three chance you’re spending your time on Facebook. Or playing with virtual sheep.</p>
<p>So says Nielsen in a new report about what American do online. Title: “What Americans Do Online.”</p>
<p>The key takeaway here is that social networks and online games take up about a third of our Web time. That’s up from last year, when the two categories combined to take up about 25 percent of our time.</p>
<p>And that’s good news for Facebook and Farmville-maker Zynga, which dominate the two categories. It’s neutral news for Google (GOOG), since search’s share has stayed consistent at about 3.5 percent, and it’s bad news for Yahoo (YHOO) and AOL (AOL), since portal time has decreased by 19 percent.</p>
<p>Here’s your data in chart form (click to enlarge):</p>
<p><a href="http://mediamemo.allthingsd.com/files/2010/08/nielsen-time-table.png" rel="lightbox"><img title="nielsen time table" height="144" alt="" src="http://mediamemo.allthingsd.com/files/2010/08/nielsen-time-table.png" width="350"></a></p>
<p>And in a groovy graphic:</p>
<p><a href="http://mediamemo.allthingsd.com/files/2010/08/Nielsen-Time-Spent-clock-on-US-Fixed-Internet-Usage.jpg" rel="lightbox"><img title="Nielsen Time Spent clock on US Fixed Internet Usage" height="419" alt="" src="http://mediamemo.allthingsd.com/files/2010/08/Nielsen-Time-Spent-clock-on-US-Fixed-Internet-Usage.jpg" width="350"></a></p>
<p>Interesting side note is that usage patterns change if you’re talking about Internet use on your phone. There, Nielsen says, you’re much more likely to spend time tapping out email:</p>
<p><a href="http://mediamemo.allthingsd.com/files/2010/08/Nielsen-Time-Spent-clock-on-US-Mobile-Internet-Usage.jpg" rel="lightbox"><img title="Nielsen Time Spent clock on US Mobile Internet Usage" height="419" alt="" src="http://mediamemo.allthingsd.com/files/2010/08/Nielsen-Time-Spent-clock-on-US-Mobile-Internet-Usage.jpg" width="350"></a></p>
<p>What accounts for the difference? Nielsen doesn’t hazard a guess, so I’ll make a couple:</p>
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<li>Even on sophisticated handsets like Apple’s (AAPL) iPhone and Google’s Android, it’s easier to check email than just about any other online experience. And if you’re talking about cruder feature phones with very limited Web access–the kinds that average Americans still use in great numbers–that difference is even more pronounced. 
<li>The mobile content people keep telling us that that phone users are interested in “snacking” on content. Can’t get more snackable than an email, right? </li></li></ul>
<p>One other data point to consider when considering the different data points: The data comes from different places.</p>
<p>Nielsen’s PC-based Web stats come from both self-reported surveys and panel data, where a small group of users allow Nielsen to track their behavior. The mobile data only comes from self-reported surveys. So it may be that people would like us to think that they’re less likely to screw around on their phones than they really are. So be truthful–how much does your Web usage differ when you get on your phone?</p>
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<blockquote><p><em>ON 21 July we published an article claiming that the video games company Rockstar Games were planning to release a version of their popular Grand Theft Auto video games series titled “Grand Theft Auto Rothbury”.<br>
We also published what we claimed would be the cover of this game, solicited comments from a family member impacted by the recent tragedy and criticised Rockstar Games for their alleged plans.<br>
<strong>We made no attempt to check the accuracy of the story before publication and did not contact Rockstar Games prior to publishing the story. We also did not question why a best selling and critically acclaimed fictional games series would choose to base one of their most popular games on this horrifying real crime event.</strong><br>
It is now accepted that there were never any plans by Rockstar Games to publish such a game and that the story was false. We apologise for publishing the story using a mock-up of the game cover, our own comments on the matter and soliciting critical comments from a grieving family member.<br>
We unreservedly apologise to Rockstar Games and we have undertaken not to repeat the claims again. We have also agreed to pay them a substantial amount in damages which they are donating to charity. </em> <a href="http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/145880/Rockstar-Games-Grand-Theft-Auto-An-apology/">Link</a></p></blockquote>
<p>Thanks, Alex and Andy!</p>
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</div></div></li><li class="gReader-item gReader-item-12"><a href="http://heypais.livejournal.com/69475.html" title="link to post" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" class="gReader-title">Relaxation</a><div class="gReader-date"><span class="preface">Published: </span>July 29, 2010</div><div class="gReader-source"><span class="preface">Source: </span><a href="http://heypais.livejournal.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" title="source blog">Hey Pais</a></div><div class="gReader-desc"><img src="http://www.heypais.com/strips/2010-07-29.gif" alt=""><br><br><br>If you've never tried loafing on a chair with one forepaw kind of dangling over the edge? You haven't truly experienced summer relaxation. It's the most casual you can be.</div></li><li class="gReader-item gReader-item-13"><a href="http://palahniukandchocolate.tumblr.com/post/887573180" title="link to post" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" class="gReader-title">(via Olly Moss)</a><div class="gReader-date"><span class="preface">Published: </span>August 1, 2010</div><div class="gReader-source"><span class="preface">Source: </span><a href="http://palahniukandchocolate.tumblr.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" title="source blog">Palahniuk &amp; Chocolate</a></div><div class="gReader-desc"><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6gng1418o1qzer51o1_500.jpg"><br><br><p>(via <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/ollym">Olly Moss</a>)</p></div></li><li class="gReader-item gReader-item-14"><a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BHVG/~3/HbXhf6E0knw/" title="link to post" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" class="gReader-title">We Salute You Maryland</a><div class="gReader-date"><span class="preface">Published: </span>July 31, 2010</div><div class="gReader-source"><span class="preface">Source: </span><a href="http://bobshouseofvideogames.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" title="source blog">Bob&#39;s House of Video Games - Video Game LOLs</a></div><div class="gReader-notes"><span class="preface">My Note:  </span>Sid Meier's lives in Hunt Valley and went to church in Cockeysville, which is where I grew up and where my father did a lot of historical-game playtesting. It's probably why I was exposed to a lot of his work in the mid-80's. Learn something new every day.</div><div class="gReader-desc">
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<p>Via: <a href="http://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/29661/Maryland_Declares_September_21_Civilization_V_Day.php" rel="nofollow">Gamasutra</a></p>
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</div></li><li class="gReader-item gReader-item-15"><a href="http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/kotaku/full/~3/vxqVQpz408I/aperture-science-now-in-your-bedroom" title="link to post" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" class="gReader-title">Aperture Science, Now In Your Bedroom [Art]</a><div class="gReader-date"><span class="preface">Published: </span>July 29, 2010</div><div class="gReader-source"><span class="preface">Source: </span><a href="http://kotaku.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" title="source blog">Kotaku</a></div><div class="gReader-notes"><span class="preface">My Note:  </span>I'm so doing this</div><div class="gReader-desc">
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</div></li><li class="gReader-item gReader-item-16"><a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/longnow/~3/32-nb4X7ANs/" title="link to post" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" class="gReader-title">Dystopian Utopia</a><div class="gReader-date"><span class="preface">Published: </span>July 28, 2010</div><div class="gReader-source"><span class="preface">Source: </span><a href="http://blog.longnow.org" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" title="source blog">The Long Now Blog</a></div><div class="gReader-notes"><span class="preface">My Note:  </span>10. Luddite Rule (or, George Lucas Rule) [T]echnology is inherently evil and is the exclusive province of the Bad Guys. They're the ones with the robots, factories, cyberpunk megalopolises and floating battle stations, while the Good Guys live in small villages in peaceful harmony with nature. (Although somehow your guns and/or heavily armed airships are exempted from this.)</div><div class="gReader-desc">
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<p>Radoslav Zilinsky’s 2007 artwork “The World”</p></div>
<p>A stunning painting of a possible future (or present depending on how you look at it)… walled cities of techno-utopia surrounded by the rest of the world living in the middle ages.  Here is a link to the <a href="http://www.radoxist.com/picture/54">large version on Zilinzky’s site</a>.  (Found via <a href="http://coolvibe.com/2010/the-world-in-the-year-3000/">Coolvibe</a>.)</p>
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</div></li><li class="gReader-item gReader-item-17"><a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/mrLHzkRjAXE/" title="link to post" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" class="gReader-title">In Focus: New Gas Bill Designed By Some Kind Of Freaking Maniac</a><div class="gReader-date"><span class="preface">Published: </span>July 28, 2010</div><div class="gReader-source"><span class="preface">Source: </span><a href="http://www.theonion.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" title="source blog">The Onion</a></div><div class="gReader-notes"><span class="preface">My Note:  </span>Do I just have Awesome Show on the brain, or is that Eric Wareheim?</div><div class="gReader-desc">
BOSTON—Some kind of raving psychopath apparently gnawed through his restraints and burrowed out of the Massachusetts Center For The Criminally Insane to design the invoice for the Keystone Gas Company, 36-year-old Michael Beasley reported Monday.
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</div></li><li class="gReader-item gReader-item-18"><a href="http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/news/mcintyre/blog/2010/07/editors_are_worth_something_after_all.html" title="link to post" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" class="gReader-title">Editors are worth something after all</a><div class="gReader-date"><span class="preface">Published: </span>July 28, 2010</div><div class="gReader-source"><span class="preface">Source: </span><a href="http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/news/mcintyre/blog/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" title="source blog">You Don&#39;t Say</a></div><div class="gReader-desc"><p>When the boss says something like “We don’t need editors; we all have spell-check,” you face the uncomfortable realization that the boss is an ignoramus. You are working for someone who (a) doesn’t understand how spell-check functions and what its limitations are, and (b) has no more understanding of what is involved in editing than he does of Akkadian cuneiform.</p><p>   So you might want to refer him to <a href="http://www.digitalbookworld.com/2010/how-to-measure-the-value-of-editors/">this article by James Mathewson</a>, the editor in chief at ibm.com, which summarizes a little experiment: </p><p> <strong>Because editors are often seen as unnecessary, we at IBM conducted a study to demonstrate their value for some of our marketing pages. We took a sample of unedited pages with high traffic from across our various business units and ran them through Dave Harlan, the editing lead for the group that creates a lot of our marketing content. We then ran an A/B test, where we served the unedited versions to a random sample of users and the edited versions to the rest of the users. We then measured engagement (defined as clicks to desired links on the page) on those pages over the course of a month. </strong></p><p><strong>The results were astonishing. </strong></p><p><strong> <em>The mean difference in engagement was 30 percent across the set of pages.</em> And the standard deviation was one percent–we got a 30 percent improvement on the desired call to action for the pages across the board. </strong></p><p><strong> </strong>  I’m fairly sure that to achieve such results, Mr. Harlan and his team did more than run the spell-check and fix the commas. They must have done honest-to-God, get-to-the-point, don’t-waste-my-time <em>editing</em>. That means establishing a focus up front, pruning verbiage, clarifying the organization, looking for meaning beneath jargon, and thinking more about the reader’s needs than the writer’s preferences. </p><p>  Mr. Mathewson is careful not to make extravagant claims. He says that additional studies ought to be conducted to see whether this experiment was a fluke or an indication that editing indeed produces substantial benefits. </p><p>  I, however, am under no such constraints. Editing, proper editing, adds value. There. </p><p>  If your boss is interested in having readers pay attention to what you turn out, he might want to think about engaging a couple of editors and getting out of their way.</p><p> </p><p> </p></div></li><li class="gReader-item gReader-item-19"><a href="http://www.vostok.es/blog/fonts-true-meaning" title="link to post" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" class="gReader-title">Fonts: true meaning</a><div class="gReader-date"><span class="preface">Published: </span>July 27, 2010</div><div class="gReader-source"><span class="preface">Source: </span><a href="http://www.vostok.es/blog" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" title="source blog">The Cosmonauts</a></div><div class="gReader-desc"><p><img src="http://www.vostok.es/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/fonts51.jpeg" alt="" title="fonts5" width="500" height="1311"></p>
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		<title>Goddammit, Onion!</title>
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		<dc:creator>Erin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Get out of my head! REDWOOD CITY, CA— Bob Trabert, 26, a web designer laid off from Cybercepts last month, has channeled his energies into the creation of NoJobBob.com, a website about his experiences being laid off. &#8220;Visitors can read my online job-hunt diary, watch Flash animation of me sitting around in my underwear watching [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Get out of my head!</p>
<blockquote><p>REDWOOD CITY, CA— Bob Trabert, 26, a web designer laid off from Cybercepts last month, has channeled his energies into the creation of NoJobBob.com, a website about his experiences being laid off. &#8220;Visitors can read my online job-hunt diary, watch Flash animation of me sitting around in my underwear watching TV, or Paypal me a &#8216;donation,&#8217;&#8221; Trabert said. &#8220;It&#8217;s mostly for fun, but I figure, hey, maybe someone out there who needs a web designer will see it and be impressed.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/31381" target="_blank">Laid-Off Website Designer Designs Website About Being Laid Off</a></p>
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		<title>Create a band in three easy steps</title>
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		<dc:creator>Erin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I stole this from 4chan, but that doesn&#8217;t make it any less fun: Step One: Go to Wikipedia and click on random article. This is your band name. Step Two: Go To Flickr and on the &#8220;last seven day page&#8221; choose the 3rd pic. This is your album cover. Step Three: Go to Wikiquote and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I stole this from 4chan, but that doesn&#8217;t make it any less fun:</p>
<p><strong> Step One:</strong> Go to Wikipedia and click on <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random" target="_blank">random article</a>. This is your band name.<br />
<strong>Step Two:</strong> Go To Flickr and on the &#8220;<a href="http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/" target="_blank">last seven day page</a>&#8221; choose the 3rd pic. This is your album cover.<br />
<strong>Step Three:</strong> Go to Wikiquote and click on <a href="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Special:Random" target="_blank">random article</a>. Go to the last quote and copy the last 3-7 words in the sentence. This is your album name.<br />
<strong>Step Four: </strong>Assemble and post.</p>
<p>Give it a try, more often than not it works nicely. Check it out:</p>
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<p><img src="http://socialchameleon.com/pics/blat.jpg" alt="" width="400" /><br />
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blat_(Russia)" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blat_(Russia)</a><br />
<a href="http://flickr.com/photos/skb1963/3179636441/">http://flickr.com/photos/skb1963/3179636441/</a><br />
<a href="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/John_A._Macdonald" target="_blank">http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/John_A._Macdonald</a></p>
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<p><img src="http://socialchameleon.com/pics/keldor.jpg" alt="" width="400" /></p>
<p>All that&#8217;s left is to take the <a href="http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/ybsat.php" target="_blank">Band Aptitude Test</a> and you&#8217;ll be on your way to cranking out platinum hits in no time.</p>
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		<title>Meanwhile, back on the East Coast</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 07:15:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Erin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pay attention to the dude in the blue hat. You know, the one with the same accent as me.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pay attention to the dude in the blue hat. You know, the one with the same accent as me.</p>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="425" height="344" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ygZthGF72GQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ygZthGF72GQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<p>For those unfamiliar with the awesomeness, <a href="http://www.myspace.com/fromexile" target="_blank">this is what their first album sounded like</a>.</p>
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		<title>Yvette&#8217;s Bridal Formal</title>
		<link>http://socialchameleon.com/2008/06/yvettes-bridal-formal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 05:11:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Erin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You only WISH you were this good at web design.]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://yvettesbridalformal.com/index.htm" target="_blank">OH JESUS IT BURNS!!! OH GOD!!! <strong>KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!1</strong></a></p>
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		<title>Well, at least it&#8217;s better than testicles</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:37:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Erin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man, if I had a nickel for every time I typed that...]]></description>
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<p>*Sigh* Oh rednecks, is there nothing you won&#8217;t attach to your trailer hitch?</p>
<p><a href="http://www.strangenewproducts.com/2007/12/hitch-hands-middle-finger-for-your.html" target="_blank">Hitch Hands &#8211; Middle Finger for your Trailer Hitch</a></p>
<p>via <a href="http://www.strangenewproducts.com/" target="_blank">Strange New Products</a></p>
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		<title>Siren of the times</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 16:07:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Erin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Trekkie Monster was wrong, the internet is for MORE than just porn.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-26" title="*warblewarblewarblewharblewharble*" src="http://socialchameleon.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/warning.jpg" alt="" width="168" height="127" />Last Wednesday was my first day living in Uptown, so I was still getting used to the different sights and sounds and smells of my new neighborhood. So imagine my surprise when just before noon, the ebb and flow of traffic is suddenly drowned out by the unmistakable warble of air-raid sirens.</p>
<p>I stop what I&#8217;m doing and peek out the window by my desk. In Georgia, that blaring tone meant a tornado had touched down somewhere within a mile radius, and it would seriously behoove me to shuffle my ass down to the basement post haste. But it was a clear and sunny day, with only the barest hint of a breeze and not a cloud in the sky.</p>
<p>Great, I thought. The Reds are attacking.</p>
<p>The first place I went was <a href="http://www.weather.com" target="_blank">weather.com</a> to see if there was some freak weather event occurring outside of my field of vision. No weather alerts had been issued for the area, and the current satellite picture exactly described conditions outside my window. Phew! Next I did a Google search for &#8220;Minneapolis sirens,&#8221; and wouldn&#8217;t you know, <a href="http://minneapolis.about.com/od/travelweather/a/sirens.htm" target="_blank">they test the damn thing on the first Wednesday of every month</a>. Mystery solved! Evidently all was calm and business as usual in the Twin Cities, and the Wednesday drills were just something I would slowly grow accustomed to.</p>
<p>Shortly after this revelation, the warbling tone stopped.</p>
<p>Now, what does it say about me that, when presented with a loud and piercing warning tone, my first instinct is to check the internet to confirm the presence of danger? I didn&#8217;t panic, I didn&#8217;t run to the streets, I didn&#8217;t even call anybody. Where would I be if it wasn&#8217;t for Google search? I&#8217;ll tell you, I&#8217;d still be cowering in the Southwest corner of the basement, ducked and covered under whatever furniture I could find down there.</p>
<p>It must be a generational thing. People my age literally use the internet for everything, and it would really be peachy keen if the government could make use of the system at the speed of events. I would much rather get a text message that says &#8220;Hennepin County says RUN!&#8221; or &#8220;This is only a test (beeeeeep)&#8221; than have to run to a computer, TV or radio to figure out what&#8217;s going on.</p>
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		<title>Photoshop Disasters</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 14:19:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Erin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Photoshop Disasters</a> has quickly become my new favorite blog. In newspapers, digitally manipulating an image can amount to a<a title="hrblock.jpg" href="http://socialchameleon.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/hrblock.jpg"><img src="http://socialchameleon.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/hrblock.jpg" alt="hrblock.jpg" width="200" align="right" /></a> blacklist-able offense; in advertising, however, it&#8217;s par for the course. We all know that beauty magazines airbrush the hell out of their subjects, but when it&#8217;s done right, the changes are imperceptible. Images can only be taken to a certain degree before they start tumbling into the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_Valley" target="_blank">uncanny valley</a>. What Photoshop Disasters does is compiles some of the laziest, most egregious uses of image manipulation ever to be unleashed on the general public.</p>
<p>This is what bugs me when people ask if I &#8220;know&#8221; Photoshop. Yes I do&#8230; technically. I know what all the tools are, what they do and how to switch between them, how to select certain parts of a picture and stack things using layers. Does that mean I know what do do with those tools? Partially. I have a laundry list of parlor tricks I can perform with reasonable accuracy (so long as you&#8217;re not looking for anything sharper than 180 dpi reproduced on newsprint). Am I any <em>good</em> at it? Not really. But I&#8217;m learning.</p>
<p>At least I know not to play fast and loose with perspective and bizarre limb-lengthening.</p>
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		<title>This headline is probably already out of date</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 10:17:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Erin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[... or "Ceiling Cat is Watching You Recycle Tired Memes."]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The goons over at <a href="http://www.somethingawful.com/" target="_blank">Something Awful</a> are onto something here regarding the effects of the pace of technology on humor &#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>[I]f Seinfeld episodes like &#8220;The Soup Nazi&#8221; had aired ten years later, think of how much more grating the reaction would have been. Millions of images of Jason Alexander emblazoned with the caption &#8220;I LIEK SOUPS.&#8221; Millions more pictures of the Soup Nazi, posted in retaliation: &#8220;NO MOAR SOUPS.&#8221; Naruto music videos based on the joke. Soup references in every webcomic. Soup Nazi cosplay. Peak Oil reached. Ron Paul elected President. The world&#8217;s volcanoes erupt in unison. All because the Internet ruins everything.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/internet-ruins-humor.php" target="_blank">How to Ruin a Joke</a></p>
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		<title>Ups and downs in Middle America</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 16:21:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Erin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The room is dark except for a few orange wall torches throwing a dim light down the curtained hallway. It&#8217;s hard to make out, but ever so often I catch a glimpse of the macabre: skeletons shackled to the wall, a corpse hanging from the rafters, the velvety lining of a partially opened coffin leaning [...]]]></description>
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<p>The room is dark except for a few orange wall torches throwing a dim light down the curtained hallway. It&#8217;s hard to make out, but ever so often I catch a glimpse of the macabre: skeletons shackled to the wall, a corpse hanging from the rafters, the velvety lining of a partially opened coffin leaning in a corner, a painting of Whistler&#8217;s Mother holding a bloodied axe. I feel my way along the stone walls to keep up with the rest of the group.</p>
<p>Suddenly our guide throws the switch for the fluorescent lights overhead. Much of the magic and mystery evaporates, and I find myself in a room filled with latex and foam props awaiting the next October.</p>
<p>&#8220;Over here is a harness,&#8221; the guide says, gesturing to the corner where an elaborate rope swing is docked, &#8220;where the talent can swoop in and scare folks coming around the corner. You can see the spot on the floor where he lands.&#8221;</p>
<p>It&#8217;s Saturday afternoon, and I&#8217;m at World of Fun in Kansas City, Mo., with my roommate and his two coworkers, all employees of Valleyfair, getting a behind-the-scenes tour of the park&#8217;s Halloween Haunt accommodations. We&#8217;re in the vampire chamber, which sits unobtrusively in the middle of the park in an old roller coaster docking station. Caleb and Dave ask tons of questions, taking mental notes of designs and concepts to borrow for their own ValleyScare creations. Kara snaps tons of photos. I drink in the theatrics of it all.</p>
<p>We made the six-hour drive the night before, stopping for chili dogs and burgers at Sonic (at Kara&#8217;s giddy request) and loading up on liquor and mixers at a nearby grocery store. Ostensibly this was a business trip for the park employees to check out the facilities and gather ideas to take back to Valleyfair and improve their guests experiences. Really it was a chance to ride some bitchin&#8217; coasters and gorge ourselves silly on overpriced food. And ride and gorge we did.</p>
<p>I do love me some roller coasters, but I&#8217;m in no way a connoisseur like my compatriots. For one, I am an unabashed screamer, much to the amusement of anybody stuck sitting next to me. Two, I can count the number of different parks I&#8217;ve been to on one hand, so I don&#8217;t have the largest frame of reference for comparing thrills. The big hit of the day was definitely The Patriot, a hanging coaster with steep drops, loops and barrel rolls. That and the Finnish Fling &#8212; and old-school centrifuge where the floor drops out. Evidently, there aren&#8217;t that many still in operation around the country, and we had the privilege of seeing <em>two</em>. More on that in a bit.</p>
<p>We took a lunch break and headed over to a nearby casino to load up on piles upon piles of fantastic KC barbecue and beer. With a pound of meat per person, it was kinda hard to walk after lunch. But after stopping by the cabin and cracking into the liquor, we were ready for more park punishment.</p>
<p>Now, I hate to say it, but I&#8217;m a bit of a weenie, and I fell asleep shortly after we retired for the night. Evidently I missed some shenanigans. All I&#8217;m saying is when I woke up, Kara had shoved herself into the cabinet under the sink, convinced it&#8217;d be a good place to spend the night. Her bottle of vodka was nearly empty. I did the math.</p>
<p>In the morning we grabbed some sobering Waffle House and hit the road to come home. Or so I thought! We ended up at Adventureland just outside of Des Moines for another day of ride hopping and midway games. Adventureland is, well, interesting in that I&#8217;ve never seen an amusement park run entirely by geriatrics. Seriously, all the ride operators were retirees in their 60s and 70s. I suppose it saves on security, since it&#8217;s hard to act like a total toolbag in front of somebody&#8217;s grandparents. In any event, the big winner here for me was the Outlaw, a winding wooden coaster that crushed my cigarettes on the first drop (no joke), and another Finnish Fling, which went by some other name which I can&#8217;t remember because the operator left us on it for a full six minutes.</p>
<p>All in all, a great weekend. Although I&#8217;ll be happy if I don&#8217;t see another corn dog or Icee for a couple of weeks. Check out the rest of the photos <a href="http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=19502&amp;id=503327220" target="_blank">here</a> and <a href="http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=19509&amp;id=503327220" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>
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